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benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

ok just give us the gay bar scene and nobody will get hurt

Anonymous
It occurs to me that in the blog John insists he didn't sleep in the same bed with Sherlock but on the floor instead, in this one case where they had to spend the night in a room with one bed. I mean who the hell sleeps on the floor because their best friend took the bed? You'd just get in the bed as well unless there is weird sexual tension. It's so funny that he even feels the need to point it out in the blog. That nothing could have happened. Protest much, John?

piningjohn:

John is desperate for Sherlock this settles it thank you 

ghostbees:

Mycroft only forwards the most important mail to his brother’s silly cottage.

otterymary:

I was so alone and I owe you so much

his last vow  //  insp. 1/2

makura00:

why he is so cuuuuuuute!!!!!!!!

caramelfringe:

offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:

  • crispy nipple
  • the white stringy things in bananas
  • tangled umbilical cord
  • nash grier
  • iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
  • watery afro
  • fountain water at school that never tastes right
  • voldemort’s breathing holes
  • ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

Harry Potter + Soundtrack

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

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